Born: September 16, 1958 (age 53)
Jennifer Tilly you like an aunt who once was the so dam hot but now you smoke too much and wear clothes that are too tight and listen to Loverboy and April Wine while drinking Jack Daniels but when you hug me I lay into those googleplexs and cry because Johnny hit me at school. Are you a celebrity? I dont know but I’d keep my head there until my mama hit me on the head and tell me to cut it out. They big, they full, they round. Nelson like. That nipple sure is big though and I think it might eat somebody or maybe chew on my ear or something. I dont know, I’m just saying.
Jennifer Tilly is an American-born Canadian actress and poker player. She is an Academy Award nominee, and a World Series of Poker Ladies’ Event bracelet winner. She is the elder sister of actress Meg Tilly.