Lindsay Lohan: Lessons on how to avoid jail time

Lindsay Lohan is revealing her secrets to staying out of jail in a new home made video. Her techniques are priceless. She has done it again. She flew to the court house in a private jet after refusing to fly first class, then arrived 48 minutes late for court. The judge sentenced her to 180 days in county which she turned down for 120 days in rehab. Then she flew back out with a bag of weed and a cup of lean to return to her home girls who were already partying with three well hung niggas from the hood waiting to run a train on her recently shaved coochie. Way to go Lindsay!

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